30 of the Best Funny Valentine SMS

Spice up Valentine’s Day with a dash of humor! Explore funny Valentine SMS messages for a laughter-filled celebration of love.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re like me, you believe that humor is the secret ingredient to any celebration. 

Whether you’re madly in love, chilling with friends, or flying solo, sending funny Valentine SMS can add a dash of joy to the day. 

In this article, I’ll share short, oneliners, and humorous messages for friends, singles, and, of course, for the special him in your life.

Short Funny Valentine SMS:

Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be about candlelit dinners and poetic verses. Inject a dose of laughter into your celebration with these short and funny SMS messages that will have you and your loved ones grinning from ear to ear.

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m terrible at poetry; dinner’s on you. 🌹🍽️”
2. “Valentine’s Day plan: Eat all the chocolates before they get a chance to melt my heart. 🍫❤️”
3. “My love life is like a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just the comedy. 😂💔”
4. “Roses are red, violets are blue. I ordered pizza because roses die, and pizza is forever. 🍕🌹”

5. “Valentine’s Day checklist: Buy chocolate, eat chocolate, forget about resolutions. 📋🍫”
6. “Valentine’s Day is here, and so is my impressive ability to eat a whole box of chocolates by myself. #SingleLife 🍫💔”
7. “Love is like Wi-Fi. It’s invisible, but once you lose it, good luck getting it back. Happy Valentine’s Day! 📶❤️”
8. “This Valentine’s, I promise not to tag you in any ‘couple goals’ memes. You’re welcome. 😂👫”
9. “Love is in the air, but so is my ability to burn dinner. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍳❤️”

10. “Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it’s for you. 🍕🌹”

One Liners Funny Valentine SMS:

From love being grand to marriage being the ultimate eye-opener, these oneliners are perfect for sharing a laugh with your special someone or friends.

11. “Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Happy Valentine’s Day! 💔💸”
12. “Who needs a Valentine when you have Wi-Fi and a streaming subscription? 📱❤️”
13. “Valentine’s Day tip: If you’re single, save money. If you’re taken, save sanity. 💰😅”

14. “Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener. Happy V-Day! 👀💍”
15. “My love life is like a math problem. It’s complicated, and I’m bad at math. 🧮😂”

Funny Valentine SMS for Friends:

Who says Valentine’s Day is just for couples? Show your friends some love with these funny SMS messages designed to celebrate friendship with a hearty dose of humor. 

16. “Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner in crime! Let’s eat chocolate and pretend we’re in a rom-com. 🍫👯‍♂️”
17. “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you… most of the time. 😜🌹”
18. “Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that our friendship is the real love story. Cheers to us! 🥂❤️”
19. “Who needs a Valentine when I have friends as fabulous as you? Single and thriving! 🙌💃”
20. “Happy Galentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate the real MVPs – friendship and pizza. 🍕👭”

Funny Valentine SMS for Singles:

Being single on Valentine’s Day is no reason to feel left out. Embrace your solo status with these SMS messages that make light of being single and celebrate the freedom and humor that comes with it.

21. “Valentine’s Day plan: Treat myself like the royalty I am. Crown included. 👑🍾”
22. “Who needs a significant other when I can have significant desserts? 🍰💖”
23. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t need a date when I’ve got Netflix and pajamas. 📺👖”
24. “Valentine’s Day motto: Single and fabulous, just like every other day. 💁‍♀️❤️”
25. “This Valentine’s Day, I’m committed to my true love: sleep. Sweet dreams, everyone! 😴💤”

Funny Valentine SMS for HIM:

Surprise your special guy with a smile-inducing SMS message this Valentine’s Day. From playful jabs about love being like Wi-Fi to witty one-liners, these messages will not only show your affection but also tickle his funny bone. 

26. “Roses are red, violets are blue, being with you means endless dad jokes too. 😂🌹”
27. “Valentine’s Day with you is like a good cup of coffee – warm, comforting, and essential. ☕❤️”
28. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the laughter in my love story. 🥜🧀😄”
29. “Love is not having to say you’re sorry… until you finish the last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️”
30. “Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who makes my heart race and my Wi-Fi work. You’re the real MVP! 🏆❤️”

This Valentine’s Day, let laughter be the language of love. Whether you’re celebrating with a significant other, friends, or enjoying some well-deserved solo time, a funny Valentine SMS is the perfect way to spread joy. After all, who said love can’t come with a side of humor? 😄❤️