30 of the Best Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

Your wedding anniversary is a reminder of your strong marriage bond. And as your anniversary arrives, why not sprinkle some humor? Funny wedding anniversary quotes have the power to add a touch of laughter to the sentimental celebration. 

So, you’re gearing up to celebrate another year of wedded bliss, huh? It’s always a celebration reaching a year milestone, no matter if you’re newlyweds or have been married for 20 years.

Whether you’re celebrating one year or fifty, injecting some humor into your anniversary celebrations can make the day even more memorable. From playful jabs at marriage to witty observations about love, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even a chuckle or two.

So, grab your spouse, pour yourselves a glass of something bubbly, and get ready to toast to another year of love, laughter, and all the hilarious moments that come with being married. Let’s dive into some rib-tickling quotes that’ll have you both laughing ’til your sides hurt!

In this article, I’ve curated a list of lighthearted quotes perfect for Instagram, and some witty gems from both husbands and wives.

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Instagram

Here are some of the funny wedding anniversary quotes to uplift your Instagram game.

1. “Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Mission accomplished! 😜💍”
2. “Our love story: Married for the food, stayed for the laughs. Cheers to another year of both! 🍾🤣”
3. “They say marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. Happy anniversary to my favorite handyman! 🔨👜”
4. “After all these years, I’ve learned the secret to a happy marriage: Letting you think you’re always right. It’s a win-win! 🏆🤣”

5. “Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Just kidding – it’s all a grand adventure! 🎪💍”
6. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. I see you, and I still love you – that’s commitment! 👀❤️”
7. “They say marriage is like a roller coaster. I just didn’t expect this many loop-de-loops! Hold on tight, it’s our anniversary ride. 🎢😅”
8. “Marriage is sharing everything, including the TV remote. Happy anniversary to the person who always gets to pick the show! 📺🤷‍♂️”

9. “My favorite hobby is still annoying you. It’s been a fantastic year of honing my skills. Here’s to many more anniversaries of irritation! 😜🎉”
10. “They say marriage is about compromise. I compromise by admitting when you’re right, and you compromise by admitting I’m right. Perfect balance! ⚖️🤣”
11. “Happy anniversary to the one who still gives me butterflies – and sometimes, it feels more like pterodactyls! 🦋🦕”
12. “Love is letting your spouse use your phone without deleting your browsing history. Now that’s trust, and a little bit of fear. 📱😳”
13. “Marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with time – and occasionally leaves a stain on the carpet. Cheers to our vintage love! 🍷❤️”

14. “They say laughter is the best medicine. Lucky for you, you’ve had a healthy dose of me for another year! 💊🤣”
15. “Marriage is a partnership: You hold the ladder, and I’ll change the light bulb. Teamwork makes the dream work – and the room brighter! 💡🤝”
16. “Happy anniversary to the one who completes my sentences – because you’ve heard them all before! 🗣️😅”
17. “They say opposites attract. In our case, I like to sleep in, and you like to wake up early. Happy anniversary to my morning alarm clock! ⏰😴”

18. “They say marriage is a marathon, but I didn’t realize it would involve this much sweating – and it’s not from the running! 🏃‍♂️😅”
19. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Or at least someone who looks remarkably similar! 👫❤️”
20. “Marriage is like a roller coaster – thrilling, full of ups and downs, and occasionally, I regret eating before the ride. 🎢🤢”

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes from Husband

Want some funny wedding anniversary wishes for your better-half? Here you go!

21. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade! ♠️♥️♣️♦️”
22. “After all these years, you’re still the peanut butter to my jelly – even if we’re a little nutty. Happy anniversary, my love! 🥜🍇”
23. “They say the key to a successful marriage is a sense of humor. That explains why we’re always laughing – and why I’ve hidden the keys! 🤭🗝️”
24. “After all these years, you’re still the peanut butter to my jelly – and the reason my clothes my steriously shrink in the closet. 🥪👗”
25. “In the game of love, you’re my player two. Thanks for pressing start on this endless co-op adventure! 🎮❤️”

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes from Wife

Here are some of the amazing quotes for your husband!

26. “Marriage is sharing life’s sweetest moments and the not-so-sweet ones, like when you forget to take out the trash. Love you anyway! 🚮❤️”
27. “They say the first year is paper, so here’s a note: Thanks for putting up with me! Let’s see if you can handle another year. 📝🤪”
28. “In the recipe of marriage, I provide the spice, and you add the sugar – because someone has to keep things sweet around here! 🌶️🍭”
29. “Happy anniversary to the one who still thinks I’m beautiful even when I’ve given up on makeup and opted for the ‘bedhead chic’ look. 😴💄”

30. “Marriage is a lot like a WiFi connection – sometimes slow, but as long as we’re connected, that’s what matters. #MarriageStrength 💻❤️”

As you celebrate another year of love and togetherness, funny wedding anniversary quotes offer a delightful way to reflect on the ups, downs, and everything in between.

Laughter is the glue that keeps a marriage strong, and adding some humor into these special moments can make the journey even more memorable. 

So, whether you’re posting on Instagram or sharing a moment with your spouse, let these quotes be a reminder that love is not just about the serious stuff but also the joyous, laughter-filled moments that make the adventure worthwhile.

Here’s to many more years of love, laughter, and happily ever after! 🥂💑