30 of the Best Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People

Do you know a study revealed that humans are terrible at measuring authenticity? I’ve gathered the best sarcastic quotes about fake people here. Yes, the world is full of fake people and it is nearly impossible for us to weed out good from the bad.

Even if you think of someone being genuine you will always find a sprinkle of artificiality. But you can always use some sarcastic quotes about fake people to address them indirectly.

So if you are up for some sarcasm I’m here to help you! Let me tell you some funny sarcastic quotes about fake people that will leave you both amused and enlightened.

20 Funny Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People

Here are some funny and sarcastic quotes that can help you laugh out people’s fakeness.

1. “Oh, you’re so transparent. I can see right through your fake smile… Oh wait, that’s just your entire personality.” 😏
2. “Behind every fake smile is a confused individual who doesn’t know how to express genuine emotions.” 🙃
3. “I’d rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend. At least I know where the daggers are coming from!” 🔪
4. “If fake promises were currency, some people would be billionaires by now!” 💰

5. “Congratulations on your Oscar-worthy performance as the ‘Most Genuine Person.’ I almost believed it… almost.” 🎭
6. “You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous of your plasticity!” 👸
7. “I’m allergic to fake people. Sorry, but I break out in sarcasm whenever I encounter them.” 🤧
8. “You should receive an award for the best actor in a supporting role: Supporting your own lies and deceit!” 🏆

9. “I’m not anti-social; I’m just selectively social. And by selective, I mean I avoid fake people like the plague.” 🚫
10. “Let’s play a game of ‘Spot the Authenticity.’ Oh, wait, never mind. It’s like finding a needle in a haystack!” 🧵
11. “If fake smiles were bricks, you’d be building a mansion by now.” 🏠
12. “Your personality shines so bright, I need sunglasses just to tolerate it.” 😎

13. “I trust you about as much as I trust a ‘Made in China’ label on eBay.” 🏷️
14. “Oh, you’re a ‘people person,’ huh? More like a ‘pretend person’.” 👥
15. “Excuse me while I roll my eyes into another dimension to cope with your fakeness.” 🙄
16. “You’re like a knockoff designer bag: Looks flashy from afar but falls apart upon closer inspection.” 👜

17. “If you were any more fake, you’d come with a warning label: ‘Handle with Extreme Sarcasm’.” ⚠️
18. “I’m not saying you’re fake, but if you were a perfume, you’d be ‘Eau de Lies’.” 💔
19. “You’re as genuine as a diamond from a gumball machine.” 💎
20. “Oh, you’re spreading rumors? How original. I guess ‘authenticity’ is too mainstream for you.” 🗣️

Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People for Instagram Posts

Here are some quotes to spice up your Instagram full of fake people.

21. “Living that fake life? Don’t forget to apply your daily coat of deceit!” #FakeItTillYouMakeIt 😏
22. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fakest of them all? Oh, it’s you!” #FauxReal 🪞
23. “Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear fake smiles and pretend to care.” #FakeHeroes 😏

24. “You’re like a fine wine—except you’re more like grape juice pretending to be wine.” #FauxFancy 🍷

Sarcastic Quotes About Fake Friends

Here are some quotes about fake friends that are abundant in our lives.

25. “You know you’ve got a fake friend when their loyalty expires faster than milk.” #FriendshipFail 🥛
26. “Oh, you’re my friend? Please, tell me more about how you stab me in the back.” #FauxFriendship 🗡️
27. “You’re as real as a three-dollar bill and about as trustworthy.” #FakeCurrency 💸

Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People Love

Love is blind and here I’m sharing some of the sarcastic quotes for blind love of fake people. 

28. “Love is blind, but I’m not. I can see right through your fake affection.” #LoveIsNotBlind 🕶️
29. “When ‘I love you’ sounds more like ‘I love what you can do for me,’ it’s time to reevaluate.” #FakeLove 💔
30. “Love is patient, love is kind, but apparently, love is also fake when it comes from you.” #FauxLoveQuotes 💌

Moving through the world where you will see that every second face is fake is difficult.

But you can always use sarcasm to lighten up your mood a bit. These witty and humorous quotes can amuse you while also reminding you to stay true to yourself in a swarm of fakeness.

So, the next time you encounter a fake person, just sprinkle some sarcasm and watch them crumble like a house of cards. Stay genuine, stay sarcastic, and above all, stay true to yourself! 😎✌️