30 of the Best Time Wasting Quotes

Procrastinating is something we all do! And let’s face it, we never feel good about it, but let’s make this time better by spending it together sharing the best time wasting quotes. I’m sure they will resonate with you!

We all become guilty of procrastinating at some point. Yes, we are all human and we have that moment when we are less productive. But why not embrace those procrastination moments? 

You can think of procrastination as recharging yourself up for some thing extraordinary.  In fact, you can laugh off your procrastination with some funny quotes. So in this article, I’ll share funny time-wasting quotes that will tickle your funny bone. So let’s get to it! 🕒😄

20 Funny Time Wasting Quotes:

Are you in need of a laugh while you’re procrastinating? Here are some hilarious quotes to keep you entertained.

1. “I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing absolutely nothing, and that’s still something, right?” 😅
2. “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?” 🤷‍♂️
3. “I’ll stop procrastinating when I feel like it. Maybe tomorrow.” 😏
4. “Procrastination: because why do it today when you can do it the day after tomorrow?” 📅

5. “I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.” 💤
6. “I’m not avoiding work. I’m just waiting for the right moment…which happens to be never.” ⏰
7. “I’ll start working right after this episode…said every binge-watcher ever.” 📺
8. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” 🎨

9. “Why make plans when you can make excuses?” 🤦‍♀️
10. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” 😎
11. “I would love to procrastinate, but I’m just too busy doing nothing.” 😂
12. “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” 💳

13. “My hobbies include procrastinating and then complaining about not having enough time.” 🤷‍♂️
14. “I’m not procrastinating; I’m strategically delaying success.” 🏆
15. “I’ll stop procrastinating when it stops being so much fun…so probably never.” 🎉
16. “I’m not avoiding work; I’m creating job opportunities for future me.” 💼

17. “I’m not being lazy; I’m just waiting for the right moment to be productive…like, next year.” 📆
18. “Procrastination: because why do today what you can put off until the last minute?” 🕒
19. “I have a black belt in procrastination. It’s a skill I’ve been perfecting for years.” 🥋
20. “My motto: Never do today what you can do tomorrow…or the day after tomorrow.” 💬

Time Wasting Quotes for Girls:

Ladies, embrace your inner procrastinator with these relatable quotes that perfectly capture the art of time-wasting.

21. “I’m not procrastinating; I’m multitasking…by doing nothing.” 💁‍♀️
22. “My to-do list is like a maze. I keep looking for the exit but end up going in circles.” 🌀
23. “I’ll be productive just as soon as my coffee does its magic.” ☕
24. “My bed and I are in a committed relationship. It’s hard to leave.” 🛌

Time Wasting Quotes for Boys:

Guys, if you find yourself putting off tasks, these quotes will resonate with your laid-back approach to productivity.

25. “I’ll start being productive as soon as I finish this game…and the next one.” 🎮
26. “My productivity level is directly proportional to the distance from my bed.” 📉
27. “Procrastination is my superpower. Too bad it doesn’t pay the bills.” 💸

Time Wasting Quotes for Instagram:

Spruce up your Instagram captions with these witty time-wasting quotes that are sure to earn you some likes and laughs.

28. “Living my best procrastination life, one meme at a time. #ProcrastinationNation” 📸
29. “Just another day of avoiding responsibilities like a pro. #ProductivityWho” 🤷‍♀️
30. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade…eventually. #ProcrastinationGoals” 🍋

While you procrastinate don’t forget to light up your mood with these hilarious quotes. since life is too short for being boring don’t forget to add fun to every aspect of your life, be it procrastination. But make sure you don’t procrastinate for long and make it occasional and fun.