30 of the Best Funny PMS Quotes – And Maybe some Anecdotes to Share

The monthly visit from Aunt Flo puts on a roller coaster of emotions. These Funny PMS Quotes are perfect for reading when you’re in the thick of it. And that’s why I like to call it, the time when my uterus throws a temper tantrum.

But guess what? We can make the best of it by adding some humour to it?

In this article, I will tell you some funny and daring PMS anecdotes which are guaranteed to make you feel less alone.

Funny PMS Quotes for Instagram:

Are you looking to add a touch of humor to your Instagram feed? Look no further! Here are 20 hilariously relatable PMS quotes that will have your followers rolling with laughter.

1. “I’m not angry, I’m just PMSing… Okay, maybe I’m a little angry, but I promise it’s not personal.” 😂
2. “My PMS should be listed as a natural disaster on the news.” 🌪️
3. “You know it’s PMS when your dog is scared of you for no reason.” 🐶
4. “If I had a dollar for every time I got irritated during PMS, I’d have enough money to buy a private island.” 💰

5. “PMS: Putting Mean in PMS since… forever.” 😈
6. “Warning: PMS in progress. Approach with chocolate and compliments.” 🍫
7. “My PMS is so bad, even I’m scared of myself.” 😱
8. “My PMS is so intense, it could outshine a solar eclipse.” 🌑
9. “PMS: Please Make it Stop!” 🙏
10. “I don’t need a gun, my PMS is weapon enough.” 🔫
11. “My PMS is like a subscription – it comes around every month and nobody wants it.” 📆

12. “PMS should stand for Pass My Snacks.” 🍿
13. “PMS: Practicing My Sarcasm.” 🤷‍♀️
14. “Is it just me, or is my PMS more dramatic than a soap opera?” 🎭
15. “My PMS has me Googling ‘how to survive a bear attack’… while lying on the couch.” 🐻

16. “My PMS turned me into a magician – I can make chocolate disappear in seconds.” 🎩
17. “PMS: Punish Men Severely.” 👊
18. “I’m not moody, I’m just on my PMS playlist.” 🎵
19. “PMS: Providing Misery Since… well, forever.” 😒

20. “My PMS is like a hangover – without the party.” 🥴

Short Funny PMS Quotes:

Short, sweet, and straight to the point! These 5 concise PMS quotes are perfect for those moments when you need a quick giggle to brighten your day.

21. “PMS: Please Manage Sweets.” 🍬
22. “PMS: Perpetual Mood Swings.” 🔄
23. “PMS: Professional Moping Session.” 😔
24. “PMS: Putting up with Myself.” 🙄

25. “PMS: Proudly Making Statements.” 💁‍♀️

Funny PMS Quotes for Boyfriend:

26. “Babe, if you can handle my PMS, you can handle anything life throws at you.” 😘
27. “Warning: PMS Zone. Enter at your own risk!” ⚠️
28. “Dear boyfriend, please understand that my PMS is not a ‘get out of jail free’ card… but it’s close.” 💌

26. “Roses are red, violets are blue, PMS is real, sorry, but it’s true.” 🌹
27. “Honey, just remember, chocolate can solve almost all PMS-related problems.” 🍫

Relatable Funny PMS Quotes:

Sometimes, when you’re in the thick of it, like when the cramps hit like mad and you’re moving and twisting your body in several strange ways to get some relief. But PMS is what you’d typically feel before that impending doom time, sometimes mine is worse and sometimes, it can get pretty bad.

They are all governed by our hormones that particular cycle, diet leading up to that monthly can sometimes help, but I have also found that sometimes, it doesn’t correlate.

During PMS, just make sure you load up on your favs like your reliable pain meds, chocolates, sweets and snacks to have them ready on the go.

31. “I’m not sure what’s worse – PMS or the fact that it’s considered normal.” 🤔
32. “PMS: Putting My Sanity to the test.” 😵
33. “PMS: Preparing My Sob Stories.” 😭
34. “I don’t need anger management, I just need someone to hand me a chocolate bar.” 🍫

35. “PMS: Please Make it Simple.” 🙄

I hope these quotes truly made you feel less alone, there is nothing worse than the thoughts that cross our minds on the daily during that dreaded PMS time.

I can go from feeling like I want to hit everyone and everything to a sweet living grandma in less than a day. Hormones have the biggest effect on our bodies.

Did you know they even govern our thoughts, digestive systems and more? Yep. It’s huge my friends. So make sure when that PMS hits, give yourself some grace, understand that it’s all a part of the female eco system, and also be sure to head to a doctor for any health concern you may have! Keep those checks regularly.